I hope everyone had a wasted restful long weekend and that you are faring well in this heinous meteorological shit show that is the February weather in our dear old Providence.   I would say that the reason that I’ve been away this time is because I’ve been swamped with homework, but let’s be real, my most time consuming classes are Ivy League Arts and Crafts (aka VISA0100) and a class that allows me to justify watching 12 hours of television a week and to kick it with my homies McNulty, Kima, and Omar (OMAR’S COMIN’, OMAR’S COMIN’!).  The real reason I’ve been gone for about a week, however, is simply because I’ve been wasted for most of it.  And as Spring goes on, this theme will just become even more prevalent.  I will, however, try my hardest to bring to you as many articles and pictures of hot boys as I can.  On that note…let’s get back to our hunky boy, Tim!

            So our boy Tim is an avid skier.  He’s been doing it since he was two, so I bet he’s better than just pretty good.  Even if he wasn’t…I’d definitely let him pizza-French fries up and down my bunny slopes…ya feel?  But seriously, he wants to travel the world and ski on as many mountains as he can.  Like where the fuck do I sign up?  Unfortunately…I’m not really Tim’s type.  I don’t really know why a light haired, greened eyed, flamboyant gay man isn’t his type, but apparently he has his eyes set on something else, particularly a funny, adventurous, sarcastic girl who isn’t afraid to get a lil’ crazy (all ways I would describe myself…except I’m definitely more of a GURL than a girl).  He wants a girl who will put herself out there and force him to do the same.  I know you ladies are out there, so when you see Timothy out at da clubs and da partays go on a head with your bad self and strike up a conversation.  You never know maybe he’ll ski lift you up and let you slide down his slope ;).  And if you’re interested in Classic rock….this “classic guy” will definitely give you VIP access to his chair lift.  He loves himself some AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and Rolling Stones.  So get yo scramble on and make a Tim omelet, ladies…ya heard.

            There’s a little taste of what Tim has to offer.  I’ll be back again one last time with little gems of knowledge, but for now you’re gunna have to do a little research yourself if you want to find out more.  Be sure to come back though.  Stay fabulous and fierce, ladies (and you too guys…gays and otherwise)!

Peace and love from the Rainbows above, 

Nick


Straight Boy Crush’s back and it’s better than ever for Spring Semester this year….Straight Boy Crush is HERE! Bitchez, I know I’ve been away for a while, but I’m back with a vengeance!  Straight Boy Crush is back this semester to aid you ladies in your scramblin’ sexcapades escapades.  There are still so many Straight Boys out there that need to be tapped into (if you know what I mean), and I am here to try and make that “leap of faith” a little bit easier.  So let’s cut the bullshit, and get down to business! 

One of the reasons that SBC is going up a little bit late is because I HAD to have this boy and his bitch ass just HAD to trek down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras last week. I being a Party Enthusiast (just like our boy Polster from Laguna Beach), I could not fault him for wanting to get his no open container law, bead flinging, debaucherous party on in the bayou.  So it pleases me to finally introduce this week’s Straight Boy….Tim!! All of us coming off the low (and drunk mess) that is single awareness day Valentine’s Day, I thought today would be an appropriate day to introduce this fine specimen of man to all of you.  I’ve been crushin’ on him since the early days of my premed career.   He has all the ethnic ambiguity (ok, not so ambiguous, but still hot as hell) and pecksarmschestpersonality that any gaygirl could ever ask for.  So let’s get to know our new boy a little bit better, shall we?!  I mean there was never really any question…we fucking shall, ladies…oh we fucking shall.

Tim hails to us form the far away land of Seattle, which makes him almost Canadian, which in turn makes him a little bit foreign and interesting and shit.  I mean screw Starbucks…Seattle may have found something else that will arouse awaken all are senses.  I’d like a venti non fat Tim latte with ALLLLLL the foam, and you know all you bitchez want to double that order…am I right?!

Well that is it for today ladies (I’m a little hung the fuck over from spending the night with my Valentine, Svedka).  It’s just a little taste to whet your appetites again.  But I will be coming back throughout the long weekend to give more fun Tim moments.  Hopefully you’ve been staying Fabulous and Fierce in my absence, and continue to do so this weekend, ladies! Xoxo

Peace and Love from the Rainbows above,

Nick



Okay I’m so sorry about the lack of posts recently.  I usually don’t identify as a student, but in the month of December there is really no choice.  I now know exactly how Carmen San Diego felt…every one was like “where the fuck is she” and she probably just had shit to do…I’m sure she wasn’t really trying to avoid us.  Any ways, enough about my finals’ sob story, let’s get on with this show.

 As many of you probably already know, it is Mr. Segel’s birthday today.  Being a December baby myself (gifts can be sent to 69 Brown St. Box 5808),  I can guarantee ladies that if you give him that birthday sex, he will shimmy down your chimney all night long…ya feel? So if you’re feelin’ it this week, hit our boy Zack up, bitchezzz.  He’s lookin’ for a wide variety of girls.  He particularly appreciates a closet weirdo.  So ladies don’t be afraid to take those freak flags out again for this one…he’ll appreciate you for what you are.  You guys can go out and get some drinks…get a little wasted comfortable and really get to know each other.  If all goes well maybe he’ll take you back to “play some pool”.  You know you want to get your face all up in the perfectly scaped beard of his, am I right?!

 Also for those who don’t know this about him, Zack has had a “Hangover”experience.  And no I’m not talking about having to leave your 9am at 9:17 to go to the bathroom and throw up because your professor’s powerpoint made you nauseous.  I’m talking straight up went to Vegas and could only piece his night together through pictures and random clues.  I don’t know about you guys, but if this doesn’t scream “I’M SO FUCKING FUN IT HURTS”…idk what else does.  So call up Mike Tyson and get your asses to Vegas with this bitch.  It’ll definitely be worth your time. 

That’s it for today.  I promise I’ll definitely be back as soon as I can.  Best of Luck with finals, bitchez.  This is the only time of year where all rules go out the door, and Uggs are acceptable to wear in public…so take advantage of it because come Dec. 21st shit goes back to normal! Stay Fabulous and Fierce, ladies!

Peace and Love from the Rainbows Above,

Nick


This week’s Straight Boy Crush comes to us from the realms of the theatre! Introducing, Zack Segel!  I’ve known Zack for a few years now, and he definitely is the total package.  Let’s get to know him this week!

 Zack hails to us from Chicago, IL.  He is also a December baby (Dec. 5th to be exact), so be sure to give him that birthday sex lovin’ this week! Zack spends most of his time in the theatre, and is an aspiring actor.  So, ladies, if you’re into the role-playin…this bitch is probably a master of characters if you know what I mean! You probably just have to lie back and let him “act” all over you!

 Acting, however, isn’t his only talent.  Zack also plays the drums and is in the Higher Keys.  So not only can he “act” all over you, but he has an insane sense of rhythm…and we all know how important that is ;).  But the best part is that he can sing to you, whenever you want.  I don’t know about you, ladies, but a man who can sing really jingles my bells.  Zack also has recently become a phenomenal billiards player.  If you want to break the ice with this gem…then just challenge him to a game of pool….nothing like getting him to shoot his balls into your pockets to really get to know someone, am I right?

 That’s it for today, ladies.  Sorry about the delay.  My posts may be more sporatic as reading period and finals approach, but I’ll do my best to keep it updated.  Finals is probably the time of year that you’ll need the distraction the most.  Be sure to keep checking! Stay Fabulous and Fierce! 

Peace and Love from the Rainbows above,

Nick


Since Thanksgiving is just around the corner, I think it’s only fitting that I should give you something else to be thankful for (and yes I am talking about Alex’s sixeight pack).  But there is a lot more to this beautiful man than meets his arms.  He is intriguing and intellectual, and is looking for someone he can stare that with.  Let’s find out what this bitch is lookin’ for in his life.

Since we got ourselves a Philosophy concentrator on our hands, he ain’t looking for no dumb bitches.  He actually wants someone who is smarter than him.  I know that all you hot bitches in your boots and bangles are all secretly closet nerds, so let dem nerdy flags fly girls, cause this gem of a human being is looking for you!  He obviously is also looking for a girl who’s fun and plays along with the shenanigans that will definitely ensue if you’re hanging around at the lacrosse house…dem boyz be cray fun.  If this in anyway describes you please contact my boy, Alex.  All he wants to do is just have a chill outdoorsy day, throw the football around, and maybe watch an intellectual movie.

I’ve also decided to ask the boys about what kind of music they’re into.   Alex is into funk and loves Mumford.  He also rocks out to Cool Jazz Pandora from time to time when he is getting’ his study on.  His guilty pleasure, however, is Owl City…which doesn’t really bother me that much…I would listen to Firefly in his bed with him anytime he wants…and bitchez I know you want that too…don’t even play. 

Alright that’s it for now!  Also please God everyone watch this video and integrate it into your everyday life…http://youtu.be/ka_b9sB1GmA.  Hope you enjoyed this SBC moment.  Stay fabulous and fierce!

Peace and Love from the Rainbows Above,

Nick


This weeks Straight Boy Crush is Alex Jones!  You might know him as that gorgeous black man you saw last spring on Pembroke Field wearing a boot and throwing the football around shirtless with the rest of the Lax Bros.  It is time, however, to bring him to the forefront.  He’s an awesome and interesting man, and this week we’re going to get to know him a little bit better. 

Alex comes to us from Annapolis, Maryland.  That probably doesn’t come as a surprise to anybody, seeing as Maryland is the Lacrosse Mecca of our country.  But I’m not gunna lie, I wouldn’t mind breakin’ open some crabs all night with this bitch in Maryland (maybe he’ll take you sometime and give you a little bit of that Old Bay lovin’). 

Alex is an avid whistler.  Everyone loves a man who knows how to use his lips to make beautiful things happen (maybe you’ll be lucky enough to get him to whistle a little tune in your downstairs ;) ).  Alex also considers himself a movie buff.  He’s into intellectual thrillers, probably owning to the fact that he is a Philosophy major.  His favorite movies include, but are not limited to, the first two Matrix movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Inglorious Bastards.  What really made me happy was that he said that he also loved School of Rock…a work of cinematic genius if you ask me.  Honestly, turn this bitch on his side and CELLOOOOO you’ve got a keeper!

Alright that’s it for now.  Hopefully you enjoyed this preview into the life of Mr. Jones.  Come back later this week to learn more.  Stay fabulous and fierce, ladies!

Peace and Love from the Rainbows above,

Nick


Another week has passed, and it’s time to say good-bye to another Straight Boy Crush.  Stephen has been nothing but a pleasure to look at learn more about.  He can be a little shy at first, but ladies you should definitely try and get to know him a little better while you’re out wasted and about this year.  He’s a great guy, and I’m glad that everyone knows about him now! Hope you guys enjoyed him. <3  Be sure to come back tomorrow to find out who the new Straight Boy Crush is. Stay fabulous and fierce, ladies!

Peace and Love from the Rainbows above,

Nick


“I’ve got chills…they’re multiplyin’…and I’m losin’ control…HE’S THE ONE THAT I WANT!,” and honestly bitches so should you. Every time this bitch bats those deep oceans he has for eyes, I’m just like “shoo-bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom”…you know what I mean? So anyway it’s time to find out how you can be the lucky lady to get into the pants arms of this fine gentleman…a gentleman I think a lot of you have been waiting for.

Stephen is into taller girls. That’s right you 5’7’’-5’10’’ hookers, get your heels on and strut your stuff like you mean it. No more feelin’ self conscious about how tall you are because there’s a catch and a half of a man that wants you for your Amazon Woman qualities….Bless the good Lawd…your day has come. Like most guys, he is also into a girl with a smile for days. So when you see Stephen walkin’ down Thayer or in the Blue Room and you know you have that Crest White Strip Commercial kinda smile…don’t be afraid to flash it at him. You never know, he might just run over and sweep you off your feet then and there. Stephen doesn’t really have a hair color or eye color preference…when asked he actually said, “It doesn’t matter really…if she’s beautiful, she’s beautiful” (I know I didn’t believe it either, like I’m not even sure he’s real).

Now “If you wanna be [his] lover, you gotta get with his”…Sarcasm. Stephen confessed that he can be a little bit sarcastic and throws some of those friendly sarcastic punches from time to time. He’s looking for a girl that can swing back at a bitch. Don’t just take it from him, give it to him too (sorry that got a little homoerotic quickly…I just can’t help myself). He wants a girl with a good sense of humor. He’s also looking for a girl he kinda has to work for. He likes a challenge. So ladies, don’t be skanky whores right at the get go…give it a day or two before you drop your panties…okay? Let him fight for you.

When I asked Stephen about his perfect date, he said he always wants to take a girl out to a place that’s important. He doesn’t want to take a girl out on a date just for the sake of taking her out. He wants to get to know her on a personal as shit level and then make the date meaningful in some way. For most guys….I would be like, that’s bullshit. With Stephen though….he means it. He’s one of the most sincere and genuine guys I know. So if this is what you’re looking for, I would chat him up the next time you see him…Believe me he’s worth it!

Alright that’s it for today, ladies (and gents). I hope you enjoyed getting to know our boy Stephen a little bit better. There’s still more to come, so be sure to check back later this week. Stay Fabulous and Fierce!

Peace and Love from the Rainbows Above,

Nick


This week’s Straight Boy Crush is a TRANNY y’all…and by that I mean his ass transferred to us from the University of Toledo.  Introducing, Stephen Albrecht!  I’ve been straight boy crushin’ on this bitch since sophomore year.  We met in the Harkness suite at the ever so lovely Lucy Schultz’s Bat Mitzvah.  Ever since that night I’ve had a not so secret love for this boy and his deep blue eyes, and it is time for everyone to get to know him!

Stephen is another Midwest boy, hailing from the ever so exciting Indiana.  He definitely has all the Midwest qualities you want to see in a boy though.  He’s sincere, genuine, corn fed muscular chic, and downright a great guy to have around.  If I knew there were sexy Midwest boys like him…I would have stopped skipping over those states when I travel across the country. 

Stephen also has a special talent that could get me off the coast into his bedthe Midwest.  He has had some troubles with his back in the past, and because of that has had all kindza physical therapy.  In the process, Stephen has picked up a few tricks.  He confessed that he is “oddly good at back massages.”  I don’t know about you ladies, lather me up and go to town, Stephen.  So next time you see him, ladies, be sure to ask for a rub down.  I’m sure he’d be more than happy to oblige…I mean it is a talent that is meant to be shared.

Alright, bitchezzz, that’s it for today.  We’re back to the single boys so be sure to come back later in the week to find out what kind of girls this fine fellah is looking for and a fuck ton of other fun things.  Stay warm today ladies, but most of all stay Fabulous and Fierce.

Peace and Love from the Rainbows Above, 

Nick